[ He really doesn't know if people do this platonically with friends, but to be absolutely fair, he and Crowley have crossed that line several times, he thinks. ]
I really can't believe the humans spend a third of their lives asleep.
[ He gives Crowley a little scalp massage, but when he pulls his hand away, notices that it makes his hair stand up in odd places, and softens his gaze. ]
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[ He really doesn't know if people do this platonically with friends, but to be absolutely fair, he and Crowley have crossed that line several times, he thinks. ]
I really can't believe the humans spend a third of their lives asleep.
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[ Crowley shrugs. ]
This is definitely making me less cranky.
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[ He gives Crowley a little scalp massage, but when he pulls his hand away, notices that it makes his hair stand up in odd places, and softens his gaze. ]
You look like a baby duck.
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[ Crowley basically goes boneless at that scalp massage, murmuring incoherently for a bit. ]
Mhm? Why a duck???
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[ He keeps smiling. ]
Sorry, sorry, I'll fix it up, dear.
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[ Crowley sighs, nuzzling at Aziraphale's neck sleepily. ]
Feels good. You don't - have to stop, if you don't want to.
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[ He gives Crowley a deeper scalp massage then, glad for the excuse to gaze at him lovingly. ]
Do you do this every day?
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[ Oh, the scalp massage is more than nice. It quickly renders him incoherent, only able to mumble nonsense or hum pleasantly for a bit.
It takes him a while to realize Aziraphale asked him a question. ]
Mm, do what?
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[ But he wondered about that. ]
It is rather nice.