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[Shortly after this conversation, Aziraphale decides to try out his new emoji skills to convey how pleased he is about Crowley's snaky little heart.]

❤️ 🐍 ❤️

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[ What the frick frack snickety snack is the angel on about now. ]

what are you doing

are you "heart"ing me

why are you doing this

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Trying out the emojis. I like them. They're fun.

And yes. I'm "heart"ing you. That's how it works, isn't it?

Also I met your new friend. Lovely young lady. She said you're going for tea.

[The delight is radiating right through the text. With a dash of smug.]

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oh

gorilla girl

very enthusiastic

she'll get herself into trouble

she insisted on the tea

[ Don't say it don't say it don't say it ]

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She s that, yes. And she might. She also mentioned you offered to help get her out of it.

That's terribly...

[Nice. It's nice. He's thinking nice. But he'll be kind and instead say,]

...neighborly.

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don't go spreading it around

she's just a kid

nobody here

[ Okay, he has no idea how old she is, but she seems sort of young and naive and you know what a sucker he is for kids!!! ]

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No of course. Certainly not. I'd never dream of it. My lips are sealed.

But you're right. She is quite young and on her own. It's better she has someone to rely on.

[Aziraphale agrees. And he does know what a sucker the demon is for kids. It's always been one of the parts the angel likes about him.]

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AND from bloody nineteen-twelve. hasn't even lived through wwi yet

you'll come along when she drags me to tea right

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There are rough times ahead from there.

Yes, of course. I think I may have even been properly invited.

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good

give me a Look if i start swearing too much

you know the one

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I do. There's a decent chance I'm making it right now.

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i'm not swearing yet

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I'm practicing.

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it'll get stuck like that if you do it too much

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Well then, I'll just be ready in advance.

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don't worry

i'm not going to lead gorilla girl down a path of sin and corruption

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I know.

I believe she has a name though, incidentally.

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yeah yeah

Jane something

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Jane Porter, yes.

Either way, it should be an enjoyable outing. I'm looking forward to it.

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sure

it’ll be fine

[ The angel will enjoy it, so Crowley will, too. ]

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Better than fine.

There really are quite a few friendly people here, aren't there?

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you're an angel

ppl tend to be friendly to you

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No, that can't be it. People are just friendly, regardless.

Aren't they?

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SOME ppl, sure

not all by a long shot

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No that's true. Some people are terribly rude. For no good reason.